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Sunday, January 30, 2011

GOOD HEAVENS

This is jogger


Based out of Los Angeles, they are just another reason why anyone in California needs to head over to Low End Theory Club (new location in San Fransisco)... ASAP! Under Daedelus' label Alpha Pup Records, Jogger mixes a wide variety of sounds from various genres including electro, folk, drum and bass, glitch, and metal to create their latest album, This Great Pressure.

jogger

Utilizing live mixing technology, guitars, and at times a violin, Jogger takes your hand and guides you through a range of emotions from anger to sadness to joyful bliss. Notable songs from the album include Gorilla Meat (above), Master and Student, Falling, and Superman. Nephicide (below) is on another level. At first the song feels like it's going to be an uplifting electro banger, however when a sinister voice is introduced....well I don't want to ruin the surprise, but I'm forewarning you something intense happens. WATCH

Pretty much all hell broke loose. I can admit that I was thoroughly confused when I first heard the song... Should I be scared? WTF IS THIS?! Then I saw the music video and everything made sense. Nephicide is a testament to capabilities of Jogger. The duo gives listeners 10 unique tracks while maintaining a sense they were birthed by the same mother. I wouldn't expect to start a dance party with This Great Pressure, but shredding any form of gnar with Jogger in your ears just makes complete sense.
happy jogging.

-gonz

Download Jogger's This Great Pressure (direct link)

ON AND OFF THE BANDWAGON

Getting On

A couple months ago while I was on a surf trip in Madeira, Portugal, my friend Bingo and I had spent too much time in a car and not enough time surfing. Because we had so much time to drive around we were able to listen to all the local radio stations. I've always been a fan of the radio, but quality radio programs are few and far between so we opted out and bought the Best of Jimi Hendrix and Pearl Jam's Ten. Bingo and I were there for a week and listened to the two albums so many times, speaking for myself, it'll be a while before I willingly listen to any of their songs. Once again, our only choice for music was the radio.

The four stations that the car consistently picked up were a Portuguese talk show, a classical station, and two top 40's stations. I can only listen to classical on certain occasions and getting pumped to surf isn't one of them so we resorted to the top 40's. Every once in a while a good song would come on, but more often than not, there would be songs I had never heard that just all around sucked. Memories by David Guetta is pretty old for us folk from the states and since I've been in Spain, I've heard it waaaaaay too many times in the clubs and honestly hoped it would come on to save me from what I was listening to.
It shames me to say that it wasn't some guido looking euro bro who made my ears bleed, but America's own. What a surprise right? Before you read on, please listen to this.


Here are the lyrics...

Whatdya think?

Right right, turn off the lights,
we're gonna lose our minds tonight,
what's the dealio?

I love when it's all too much,
5am turn the radio up
where's the rock and roll?

Party Crasher,
Penny Snatcher,
Call me up if you want gangsta
Don't be fancy, just get dancey
Why so serious?

So raise your glass if you are wrong,
in all the right ways,
all my underdogs,
we will never be never be anything but loud
and nitty gritty dirty little freaks
won't you come on and come on and raise your glass,
just come on and come on and raise your glass

Slam slam, oh hot damn
what part of party don't you understand,
wish you'd just freak out (freak out already)
can't stop, coming in hot,
I should be locked up right on the spot
it's so on right now (so fuckin on right now)


...and that repeats twice.


'WHY SO SERIOUS?' .....Music is art and doesn't have to make sense. Half the music I listen to is just bleeps and bloops with meaningless samples. It's all preference and I respect that, but I can't stand is when people like Pink wrap shit in tinfoil and sell it like it's the latest/coolest thing. The reason I write this is because I like going to clubs and dancing and all that nightlife business, but when the DJs in the clubs play bullshit like Pink's Raise Your Glass it just kills the fun vibe. I came across a couple of guys who tried to make their own club anthem in 8 hours to prove, according to them, "how easy it is to become the next katie perry." Watch the process here.


These guys have production knowledge and skill and I guess that's all it takes. Today, Andy Samberg's The Lonely Island group creates funny and memorable music that's great to hear at a party or a club. At the same time their music mocks those artists who are actually famous for producing that which is top 40 material. This is where the problem lies. How can we tell the good musicians who value quality apart from those who prefer to simply feed off the collective? I mean you could do both or try to, but you don't know anyone who is still stoked on American Idiot. It was always about Dookie and it always will be. So, the mainstream audience is a powerful tool, it can make a band legendary or worse, make the world reminisce on how good they used to be.


Getting Off


I was raised in the mainstream with modern rock like the Chili Peppers, Incubus, and Muse. I eventually heard MGMT and I couldn't stop listening to them. Their music is both upbeat and mellow, playable at a party or as your winding down to sleep. The neat thing about MGMT is that they were a indie group gone mainstream who somewhere along the way decided they didn't want to be that kind of band anymore. Oracular Spectacular was a hit and their next album, Congratulations was not. Personally, OS is better, but that doesn't mean Congratulations was bad. It was 'bad' because it didn't sell like OS and didn't have an 'electric feel' or 'kids', but looking at who MGMT is working with these days (the dudes from EDBANGER) reveals that maybe the content of Congratulations was intended to not be not liked by the mainstream audience. The two stand out songs besides Brian Eno and Flash Delerium are Siberian Breaks and Congratulations. Siberian Breaks is a 12 minute song, but not a long 12 minutes and is said to be Andrew VanWyngarden's favorite on the album. Give it a listen walking to class. To me, Congratulations sounds the best while the music video sheds light on how the band views it's current state with it's followers. WATCH



The beast is symbolic of the mainstream audience while it's eventual death in the desert portrays the long journey the *band had the last few years. The demise of the beast represents the decreasing support from the mainstream, but it is difficult to say that the mainstream will completely forget about them. In my opinion, MGMT is attempting to return to their indie roots as much as possible, but that became a problem when indie music became popular.

Websites like Pitchfork and Gorilla Vs. Bear get thousands, maybe tens of thousands of hits a day. This makes it hard to define what mainstream really is. For many artists its a better and faster way to become famous. Social sites make it easy for musical bandwagon to get moving while helping groups get more opportunities to become better known. At the same time, I respect those who choose to lay low and do their thing without the support of the masses. Maybe MGMT's plan will backfire when their next album is released? It could have a few hits, pulling them back into the limelight or maybe not. I think they didn't want to produce something that would make or break them. They definitely didn't want to sell out or do the Daft Punk hide forever, come back and suck trick. They've gone back to their roots and hopefully they'll come back with some cool sounds.

Back to the bandwagon... there's no fighting the mainstream and I don't expect to hear music I listen to in the clubs or the radio. Clubs try to do to their party partakers as politicians do to their constituents and that's catering to everyone. Being a club goer and English speaker I guess I need to be a little more understanding of the Spanish/euro DJ's. For them, it's all just sound that's pleasing to the ear. As much as top 40 bugs the shit out of me, next time I'm in a club I'll have reconciled that this the only place that it's acceptable to enjoy. So when you're dancing and realize Justin Beiber is playing or that you've heard the same song 4 times, just toss back a shot, think of Pink, and how it's so on right now (so fuckin on right now). Then repeat until it really is 'on'.

happy clubbing.

-gonz


*a misconception is that the band is only two members

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

¡COACHELLA!

F-YEAH they released the line-up! Here it is...

Friday, April 15th

bays naize
* !!!
* 12th Planet
* Afrojack
* Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti
* A-Trak
* Beardyman
* Black Joe Lewis and the Honeybears
* Boys Noize
* Brandon Flowers
* Brandt Brauer Frick
* Breakage
* Caifanes
* Cee Lo Green
* Clare Maguire
* Cold Cave
* Cold War Kids
*** Crystal Castles
* Cut Copy
* Emicida
* Erick Morillo
* Excision
* Flogging Molly
* Glasser
* G.Q.
* Gypsy and the Cat
* Here We Go Magic
* Hurts
* Interpol
* Jakes
* Kele
* Kings of Leon
* Klaxons
* Kyle Hall
* Magnetic Man
* Marina and the Diamonds
* Monarchy
* Mount Kimbie
* Moving Units
* Ms. Lauryn Hill
*** Nosaj Thing
* OFWGKTA
*** Omar Rodriguez Lopez
* Ozomatli
* Robyn
* Sander Kleinenberg
* Sasha
* Scala & Kolacny Bros.
* Skrillex
* Sleigh Bells
* Tame Impala
* The Aquabats
* The Black Keys
* The Chemical Brothers
* The Drums
* The Morning Benders
* The Pains of Being Pure at Heart
* The Rural Alberta Advantage
* Titus Andronicus
* Warpaint

Saturday, April 16thFriday, April 15th

* Alf Alpha
* Andy C
* Animal Collective
* Arcade Fire
* Big Audio Dymamite
* Bomba Estereo
*** Bright Eyes
* Broken Social Scene
* Cage the Elephant
* Chuckie
* Cults
*** Daedelus
* Delta Sprirt
* DJ Hype
* DJ Kentaro
* DJ Marky
* EE
* Elbow
* Electric Touch
* Empire of the Sun
* Erykah Badu
* Fat Freddy's Drop
* Fedde Le Grand
* Foals
* Francis and the Lights
* Freelance Whales
* Gayngs
* Gogol Bordello
* Goth Trad
* Jimmy Eat World
* Joachim Garraud
* Laidback Luke
* Lil B’ and the Based Gods
* Mariachi El Bronx
*** Mary Anne Hobbs
* Mumford & Sons
* One Day as a Lion
* Paul van Dyk
* Phosphorescent
* Raphael Saadiq
* Ras G
* SBTRKT
* Scissor Sisters
* Shpongle
* Steve Angello
* Thao and the Get Down Stay Down
* The Felice Brothers
* The Henry Clay People
* The Joy Formidable
* The London Suede
* The Kills
* The Love Language
* The New Pornographers
* The Radio Dept.
* The Swell Season
* The Tallest Man on Earth
* The Twelves
* Trampled by Turtles
* Two Door Cinema Club
* Wire
* Yacht

Sunday, April 17th

* Angus and Julia Stone
* Axwell
* Best Coast
*** Caspa
* Chromeo
* City and Colour
* CSS
* Death From Above 1979
* Delorean
* DJ Zinc
* Duck Sauce
* Duran Duran
* Eliza Doolittle
* Ellie Goulding
* Fistful of Mercy
* Foster the People
* Fun.
* Good Old War
* Gord Downie
* Green Velvet
*** HEALTH
* High Contrast
*** Jack Beats
* Jack's Mannequin
* Jenny and Johnny
* Joy Orbison
* Kanye West
*** Kode9
* Leftfield
* Lightning Bolt
*** Lorn
* Los Bunkers
* Mala
* MEN
* Menomena
* Nas & Damian Marley
* Neon Trees
* New Pants
* OFF!
* Phantogram
* PJ Harvey
* Plan B
* Ramadanman
*** Ratatat
* Riva Starr
* Roska
* Rye Rye
* She Wants Revenge
* Sven Vath
* Take
* Terror Danjah
*** The Bloody Beetroots
* The National
* The Presets
*** The Strokes
* Thunderball
* Trentemoller
* Tinie Tempah
* Tokimonsta
* Twin Shadow
* Wiz Khalifa
* Yelle
* Zed Bias

Killer line-up. The only thing that bothers me is that I can't go and I wont be able to see ALICE GLASS
<3

She already looks disappointed... If you say it's too expensive and can't go this year, start a Coachella fund for next year and quit being a chump. Camping, hanging out with friends, and watching some of the best musicians of our generation perform is unforgettable. If you do go and I hope you do, beware of the land sharks.

happy ticket buying.

-gonz


Sunday, January 16, 2011

hunting and gathering two thousand eleven



A lot of change has happened since I left Menifee. I went to school in Santa Barbara, picked up some new hobbies, and met some cool people. Recently my lawyer signed my lease for my place in Isla Vista next year. After discussing the building, backyard, and other important things about the place, I couldnt help but think about all the fun shit I want to do in and around my future new home.

It was after imagining all the stuff and things I would like to have in my new home, I realized I'm turning into a dirty fucking hippie. I've been denying a lot of things about myself, but after the new year and some guiding words from a friend I'm slowly coming to accept these things.

For example, I recently decided to stop washing my hair with shampoo and conditioner. I don't know where I got it from, but the whole natural remedy thing seems to be making a lot of sense lately. I mean, why do we use shampoo and conditioner anyways? The only people that tell us to use them are our parents. I guess commercials suggest that we need them, but they never say that anything bad will happen if you don't. It might be strange that I have been paying so much attention to my hair, but after coming to spain and understanding that I will never see anyone from here ever again (if i dont want to) that I can do weird shit and not care. Growing my hair out is one of those weird things. Another is practicing for mustache march. Im training daily and hopefully i'll be ready for game day/month, we'll see. Enough, back to turning into a hippie. I've decided that I want to build a tipi.

tipi

According to my lawyer's plans for our house, we're in for some fun times. I'll be living with 2 of my best friends, this girl who is an art major, and hopefully next to the rest of the OK CHALET crew. I'm also considering living in the tipi next to the vegetable garden and composter. Maybe I'll do it for a cause like saving saving sharks or ferris. That's kind of a wild idea, but so is living with Deanna. I'm an only child so living with people other than my parents is different. That aside and on top of all the summer activities like finally buidling a quarter pipe, though exciting, will all be dwarfed when I reunite with my woman. Ive missed her so much and she's been manhandled by too many guys while ive been gone, she's a slut. But it's ok babe, I'm comin back and Im going to shred the shit out of you. Peter's going to take pictures (if he still has his camera) and it's going to be nasty. Nos vemos pronto Pacifica.

deveraux


Jump on my stoke wagon because this is the year of "fuck yeah" moments. I cant tell you how many ive had today, but I can tell you the last two: the first was discovering that the cheapest sushi restaurant in Granada is right across the street, the second is buying my plane ticket to Africa. I've decided that if I make it back from Morocco, I'm making it a life goal to visit all of the continents. Antarctica is a stretch, but maybe I can be buried there? Who knows.

I'm also stoked about 2k11 because supposedly next year is the end of the world. F the mayans and the rapture, I hate that looming thought of the end. Can you imagine living during the cold war? f that too. My roommate David gave me an idea today about how we could go about living if it was in fact the end of the world. We could go crazy, take out a loan for a shit ton of money or find some way of getting lots of money and live like it's the end. Living like every day is your last day even though it would be next year sometime. Being the fuck yeah year, that sounds sick. But i hope it's not the end and i also hope our president isn't the antichrist. We all know he bumps slayer in the oval office when hillary isn't around, but cman, everyone's got their fix.

A couple things to look forward to:
1. new mix ft stephen hawking
2. sayin fuck yeah (a lot)
3. the TIPI
4. updates on how disgusting my hair is
5. Music profile on Daedelus & Caribou
6.chella
7. SOUP :)
8. other cool shit on here

Also, make some new years resolutions if you haven't already. Try setting your bar a little higher or a lot higher if you suck. Mine are to get better at spanish and be a better amigo. With that said, you should be a better friend and help me buy tipi material. Oh! I almost forgot that i might get a dog, fuck yeah moment right there. PEACE white man.

-gonz


SOUP

by CVLT

SOUP


rule #1 there are no rules
***hint - assholes always earn more points

☝ Kissing a random girl +2
☝☝ if you get herpes from that kiss/girl +30
☝ Saying 'fuck' every other word in a conversation +15


☟ Wearing a condom -5
☟ Saying 'cute' -5
☟ Being hungover and throwing up -30
☟☟if your eyes water or you cry as a result of spewing -50 you suck