Forest Swords

Rattling Cage

It took me so long to figure out which movie it was that reminded me of Forest Swords' video for Rattling Cage.  The film is called Death Wish 3 and it's nots an academy award winner so don't try and watch it with super high expectations.  Death Wish 3 is about an architect (Charles Bronson) who 

returns to New York to find it festering in crime and filth. This is where Bronson comes in à la badass vigilante and does his thing. With an incredible arsenal and shitty asshole villain (above) you'll definitely have a fun time watching and playing the complimentary drinking game below.  

The Rules:

1. One Drink every time Charles Bronson Kills someone.

2. Two Drinks when anyone else kills someone

3. Three drinks every time a rape occurs (it would be 4 drinks if they get raped then killed)

4. If Charles Bronson sleeps with someone then they get killed its four drinks (Don't add 1 because someone other than Charles Bronson killed her its only 4)

5. Five drinks anytime the person killed is clearly a mannequin

6. Finish your drink anytime Charles Bronson blows someone up

7. If the killing is done by a machine gun or any automatic weapon its a waterfall (drink til the killing stops)

Special Rules if you really want to get wasted (add one drink when these happen):

1. Double kills add one drink

2. When Charles Bronson says a cheezy line (viewers discretion)

3. Whenever Charles Bronson eats ice cream

4. Whenever Charles Bronson shoots an unarmed person that is begging for mercy or looking right at him. Basically when its execution style.

5. Whenever someone falls from a building

6. When you see an actor you recognize from a different movie ex: Bill from Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure, Lawrence Fishburne or Jeff Goldblum

7. Whenever a theft occurs

rules courtesy of robbblogs.blogspot.com

-gonz